[Audio] [Bold is the mistletoe] {Italics is Strabimon]

[red_of_the_dead]

Hey um...quick question digital world, isn't burning mistletoe a bad thing? Aren't they like...poisonous?

Hey! I don't come to the bar and tell you how to be a drunk do I? Then stay outta my business, now where was I?

You were telling me I needed to get laid.

In a vulgar manner.

Seriously with flesh balloons like those why are you NOT in a relationship? Or several relationships?

Alright you're toast. KILL IT WITH FIRE!!! [The sound of a flamethrower]

Ahhhhh oh god no why...why? Oh dear sweet baby Jesus....just kidding! I'm totally fine! HA! Now seriously what size bra do you wear?

DAMNIT! Alright chump you're getting tied to a grenade!

Comments

[dogsaredelish.livejournal.com]

I have no idea what's going on, but it is kind of amusing.

[his-hawks-eye.livejournal.com]

I suppose it is rather.

[red-of-the-dead.livejournal.com]

Yeah, really funny till they come after you.

[Registers as Silverwing's D-Comm]

[scrapperzen.livejournal.com]

I've seen the bars you go to, Red. I'd have thought you'd be used to it by now.

[She teases. Hard.]

Re: [Registers as Silverwing's D-Comm]

[red-of-the-dead.livejournal.com]

There's a fine line between attention and harassment and that line is WHEREVER I DECIDE IT IS!

You can't stop us! We are many! We are mistlegion!

Re: [Registers as Silverwing's D-Comm]

[scrapperzen.livejournal.com]

Hehe, Fair enough. Give 'em a few bursts for me. Even I can't see fit to spare these dogs.

...

Leafs.

Whatever we wanna call 'em.

Re: [Registers as Silverwing's D-Comm]

[red-of-the-dead.livejournal.com]

A pain in my well toned rear end if you ask me.

The good kinda pain~

Is there no weapon strong enough to end you?

That girl Colette isn't still around is she?

Who?