[Audio] [Bold is the mistletoe] {Italics is Strabimon]

[red_of_the_dead]

Hey um...quick question digital world, isn't burning mistletoe a bad thing? Aren't they like...poisonous?

Hey! I don't come to the bar and tell you how to be a drunk do I? Then stay outta my business, now where was I?

You were telling me I needed to get laid.

In a vulgar manner.

Seriously with flesh balloons like those why are you NOT in a relationship? Or several relationships?

Alright you're toast. KILL IT WITH FIRE!!! [The sound of a flamethrower]

Ahhhhh oh god no why...why? Oh dear sweet baby Jesus....just kidding! I'm totally fine! HA! Now seriously what size bra do you wear?

DAMNIT! Alright chump you're getting tied to a grenade!

Comments

[his-hawks-eye.livejournal.com]

... Mistletoe? [Haha. Riza has yet to run into this. Yet.]

.. It seems your friend is rather rude as well.

[Registers as Silverwing's D-Comm]

[scrapperzen.livejournal.com]

Actually, it's not her friend. This stuff is perverted sentient mistletoe. If you find any, it's going to tell you to do lewd things, and won't shut up for any reason.

I am just SO glad that Sister Psyche isn't here. This stuff would have a field day with her...

Re: [Registers as Silverwing's D-Comm]

[his-hawks-eye.livejournal.com]

I see. [Small sigh.] How do I avoid it?

Sister Psyche..?

Re: [Registers as Silverwing's D-Comm]

[scrapperzen.livejournal.com]

If you're lucky? You avoid its notice. I don't think anyone can avoid these viruses when they pop up.

And Sister Psyche is a costumed crime fighter from my world with... immodest choice in attire. Wonderful woman otherwise, though.

Re: [Registers as Silverwing's D-Comm]

[his-hawks-eye.livejournal.com]

Ah. They are a virus then?

Oh.

Re: [Registers as Silverwing's D-Comm]

[scrapperzen.livejournal.com]

More like a plague, actually. Harmless though, except possibly to your morals.

Re: [Registers as Silverwing's D-Comm]

[his-hawks-eye.livejournal.com]

Thank you miss...?

Re: [Registers as Silverwing's D-Comm]

[scrapperzen.livejournal.com]

Silverwing. I'm another one of those costumed crime fighter sorts.

May I ask your name?

Re: [Registers as Silverwing's D-Comm]

[his-hawks-eye.livejournal.com]

[If we're going by codenames...] Lieutenant Hawkeye.

A pleasure to talk to you.

Re: [Registers as Silverwing's D-Comm]

[scrapperzen.livejournal.com]

Likewise! I don't think I've seen you on the comms around here lately, you're new I take it?

Re: [Registers as Silverwing's D-Comm]

[his-hawks-eye.livejournal.com]

Yes. I arrived only a week ago.

The moron arrived in the putrid ruins of all places.

Yes, thank you, Hayate.

Re: [Registers as Silverwing's D-Comm]

[scrapperzen.livejournal.com]

Ah, don't feel too bad about that. Yggdrasil definitely has a sense of humor about these things.

Hayate's your partner, I assume?

Re: [Registers as Silverwing's D-Comm]

[his-hawks-eye.livejournal.com]

Indeed. He's rather rude as well.

[dogsaredelish.livejournal.com]

I have no idea what's going on, but it is kind of amusing.

[his-hawks-eye.livejournal.com]

I suppose it is rather.

[red-of-the-dead.livejournal.com]

Yeah, really funny till they come after you.

[Registers as Silverwing's D-Comm]

[scrapperzen.livejournal.com]

I've seen the bars you go to, Red. I'd have thought you'd be used to it by now.

[She teases. Hard.]

Re: [Registers as Silverwing's D-Comm]

[red-of-the-dead.livejournal.com]

There's a fine line between attention and harassment and that line is WHEREVER I DECIDE IT IS!

You can't stop us! We are many! We are mistlegion!

Re: [Registers as Silverwing's D-Comm]

[scrapperzen.livejournal.com]

Hehe, Fair enough. Give 'em a few bursts for me. Even I can't see fit to spare these dogs.

...

Leafs.

Whatever we wanna call 'em.

Re: [Registers as Silverwing's D-Comm]

[red-of-the-dead.livejournal.com]

A pain in my well toned rear end if you ask me.

The good kinda pain~

Is there no weapon strong enough to end you?

That girl Colette isn't still around is she?

Who?

[red-of-the-dead.livejournal.com]

It's a little green plant...

Little? Who you callin' Little madam milkbags?

A little green plant with a death wish.

Bring it on!

[Sound of machinegun fire]

[his-hawks-eye.livejournal.com]

I see.

... What type of gun is that?

[red-of-the-dead.livejournal.com]

Just a couple of handheld custom models. My Granny made them for me back home.