Dec. 19th, 2010

red_of_the_dead: (flamethrower time is now)
Hey um...quick question digital world, isn't burning mistletoe a bad thing? Aren't they like...poisonous?

Hey! I don't come to the bar and tell you how to be a drunk do I? Then stay outta my business, now where was I?

You were telling me I needed to get laid.

In a vulgar manner.

Seriously with flesh balloons like those why are you NOT in a relationship? Or several relationships?

Alright you're toast. KILL IT WITH FIRE!!! [The sound of a flamethrower]

Ahhhhh oh god no why...why? Oh dear sweet baby Jesus....just kidding! I'm totally fine! HA! Now seriously what size bra do you wear?

DAMNIT! Alright chump you're getting tied to a grenade!

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