[Audio, locked to the Hyperion]

[red_of_the_dead]

Um...hey...sup.

So I moved in here...last night because I was too drunk to find my way back to my camp and when I woke up this morning the Elevator was broken. It was like stuck between floors. I forced my way in there to make it work and it went up and down fine but it wouldn't open directly on any floor.

There was also a pair of used panties in there.

I suspect...Sabotage!

Say uh...Red? Can I have those panties when you're done with them?

...no. Don't be gross.

Comments

[drunkkareoke.livejournal.com]

[No post, but somewhere in the Hyperion, there's a very flustered Vocaloid flailing.]

They're not even meaning to be perverted.

[punkass_drgnrdr.livejournal.com]

... So this is an interesting reception for my first day back home. *kinda wondering that hell people got up to while he was gone now*

[mildly amused] Well, I should be able to find out who those belong to--

[huff] Master! You're still off-duty! We'll do it. Send the ... um ... what are panties? send them over and we'll give them back.

... Why are you laughing, Master?

Re: They're not even meaning to be perverted.

[red-of-the-dead.livejournal.com]

Huh...alright whatever floats your boat.

Oh come on you wouldn't give em to me?

I know what you'll do with them. These guys sound innocent.

I can do innocent, look here's my innocent face.

[Attached: Haku's used panties]

[punkass_drgnrdr.livejournal.com]

[still amused] I'm the head of security here, ma'am, when my partner's not enforcing my vacation time. Draca, grab a bag to put it in, will you?

Okay~

[attachment received]

Thanks.