red_of_the_dead: (Anger)
Red (Ready to Rock) Riding Hood ([personal profile] red_of_the_dead) wrote2009-11-21 04:48 pm

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Not even two days in this stinkin world and we get jumped by some freaky robot plane girl! She never would have gotten so far if I had my granades! What's her freaking problem anyway huh? It's not my fault I look like some girl she doesn't like! And what was the deal with that freaky cat guy huh? He swoops in all night in shining fur to save my butt and then he TALKS with her? Politely?!? The bitch tried to kill us just so she could dress me up like a doll and freak out some family! You don't be polite to people who do that crap you shoot them! Or alternatively set them on fire! All that crap about machines being better then people. Who does she think she is?!? A walking toaster with guns! If she really wants people to respect robots she shouldn't try to freaking kill us! God I need to shoot something!

Uh...I vote "Not me"

Grrr!

[Locked to Red]

[identity profile] whoshotsherlock.livejournal.com 2009-11-22 12:06 am (UTC)(link)
This uh... robot plane girl didn't by any chance use the term HSAT, did she?

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[identity profile] red-of-the-dead.livejournal.com 2009-11-22 12:18 am (UTC)(link)
No I didn't hear that, she just was all set on killing me to use my body to freak out some family. I never even caught her name and that cat guy dumped me and my partner in this burger dive as soon as he made sure we weren't too badly hurt. I'm sore as hell but nothing's bleeding anymore.

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[identity profile] whoshotsherlock.livejournal.com 2009-11-22 12:20 am (UTC)(link)
... still sounds like her. Great. [sigh]

... cat guy. Dresses nicely, was probably acting like he didn't want to break the girl?

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[identity profile] red-of-the-dead.livejournal.com 2009-11-22 12:30 am (UTC)(link)
That's right. He plugged some kind of virus into her and shut her down long enough to talk to her before we left. Seems stupid to me he should have just scrapped her if she's such a psycho.

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[identity profile] whoshotsherlock.livejournal.com 2009-11-22 12:37 am (UTC)(link)
Yeah, that's him. And I'm not surprised he wouldn't want to hurt her.

Alyssa is a damn psycho. The only reason she's got this vendetta against my family is because she had this 'elaborate plan' to get back at her sister model for... something. I never quite understood that part.

Anyway, she tried to frame her for attacking the Hyperion Inn, but when I figured out what was going I outed her to the whole damn Digital World for it.

Sorry you got wrapped up in it.

Re: [Locked to Red]

[identity profile] red-of-the-dead.livejournal.com 2009-11-22 12:42 am (UTC)(link)
It's not your fault I look like I do. And that nut seems to have it in for humans in general...err...humanoid. I'd worry about that cat guy she was pretty pissed that he disabled her even if it was only for a few minutes.

Re: [Locked to Red]

[identity profile] whoshotsherlock.livejournal.com 2009-11-22 12:45 am (UTC)(link)
Kats isn't doing something right if he isn't in trouble. Hell I think that goes for all of us.

He's my sister's mechanic, though... she'd probably be pretty upset if something happened to him. I'll see if there's a way to have some one keep an eye on him...

Trust me, it's not just humans. Most of my family isn't human. She's pretty much got it out for everyone.

Re: [Locked to Red]

[identity profile] red-of-the-dead.livejournal.com 2009-11-22 12:50 am (UTC)(link)
Well once I get loaded up again if she's stupid enough to show her face I'm gonna blast that overgrown toy into parts.

Re: [Locked to Red]

[identity profile] whoshotsherlock.livejournal.com 2009-11-22 01:07 am (UTC)(link)
Pft. Be my guest. I don't stand a chance against her.

That's 'cause you're a pansy!

... thank you for that running commentary, Gomamon.

[identity profile] arc-saver.livejournal.com 2009-11-22 02:44 am (UTC)(link)
What area did you see this individual in?

[identity profile] red-of-the-dead.livejournal.com 2009-11-22 04:02 am (UTC)(link)
[Attached: Location marker for an area in Junk City]

Who wants to know?

[identity profile] arc-saver.livejournal.com 2009-11-23 04:11 am (UTC)(link)
DATS' investigation bureau.

[She's only a little misinformed]

[identity profile] red-of-the-dead.livejournal.com 2009-11-23 04:14 am (UTC)(link)
Oh yeah! I heard of you guys. Someone said you could get me weapons!

[Location untracable]

[identity profile] hrtlssguardian.livejournal.com 2009-11-22 04:58 am (UTC)(link)
Are you sure you still want to be broadcasting openly while I'm still active? I just heard everything you said, and now have your location as well.

Re: [Location untracable]

[identity profile] red-of-the-dead.livejournal.com 2009-11-22 10:37 am (UTC)(link)
Bring it on bolt butt now that I know what I'm up against you won't get so lucky.

Um...Red? The lack of tools we have concerns me.

We're in a public place, she comes after me here I can at LEAST hold her off long enough for those DATS people to show up...and something tells me she doesn't need that kind of trouble.

Re: [Location untracable]

[identity profile] hrtlssguardian.livejournal.com 2009-11-22 09:03 pm (UTC)(link)
[Incoming missiles towards the burger joint as Alyssa makes a pass and flies off. Apparently all she wants to do is scare Red a little, and cause some damage.]

Luck has nothing to do with it. Us HSATs have no human equal.

Re: [Location untracable]

[identity profile] red-of-the-dead.livejournal.com 2009-11-22 09:20 pm (UTC)(link)
[Bails out a window as the building trembles and crumbles]

Yeah because you'll NEVER be as good as a fleshie you soulless monster.

Please stop taunting the deadly machine!