red_of_the_dead: (Default)
2010-03-18 02:33 pm

[Audio, locked to the Hyperion]

Um...hey...sup.

So I moved in here...last night because I was too drunk to find my way back to my camp and when I woke up this morning the Elevator was broken. It was like stuck between floors. I forced my way in there to make it work and it went up and down fine but it wouldn't open directly on any floor.

There was also a pair of used panties in there.

I suspect...Sabotage!

Say uh...Red? Can I have those panties when you're done with them?

...no. Don't be gross.