[Audio] [Bold is the mistletoe] {Italics is Strabimon]

[red_of_the_dead]

Hey um...quick question digital world, isn't burning mistletoe a bad thing? Aren't they like...poisonous?

Hey! I don't come to the bar and tell you how to be a drunk do I? Then stay outta my business, now where was I?

You were telling me I needed to get laid.

In a vulgar manner.

Seriously with flesh balloons like those why are you NOT in a relationship? Or several relationships?

Alright you're toast. KILL IT WITH FIRE!!! [The sound of a flamethrower]

Ahhhhh oh god no why...why? Oh dear sweet baby Jesus....just kidding! I'm totally fine! HA! Now seriously what size bra do you wear?

DAMNIT! Alright chump you're getting tied to a grenade!

Comments

[red-of-the-dead.livejournal.com]

It's a little green plant...

Little? Who you callin' Little madam milkbags?

A little green plant with a death wish.

Bring it on!

[Sound of machinegun fire]

[his-hawks-eye.livejournal.com]

I see.

... What type of gun is that?

[red-of-the-dead.livejournal.com]

Just a couple of handheld custom models. My Granny made them for me back home.