[Audio] [Bold is the mistletoe] {Italics is Strabimon]

[red_of_the_dead]

Hey um...quick question digital world, isn't burning mistletoe a bad thing? Aren't they like...poisonous?

Hey! I don't come to the bar and tell you how to be a drunk do I? Then stay outta my business, now where was I?

You were telling me I needed to get laid.

In a vulgar manner.

Seriously with flesh balloons like those why are you NOT in a relationship? Or several relationships?

Alright you're toast. KILL IT WITH FIRE!!! [The sound of a flamethrower]

Ahhhhh oh god no why...why? Oh dear sweet baby Jesus....just kidding! I'm totally fine! HA! Now seriously what size bra do you wear?

DAMNIT! Alright chump you're getting tied to a grenade!

Comments

Re: [Registers as Silverwing's D-Comm]

[his-hawks-eye.livejournal.com]

Thank you miss...?

Re: [Registers as Silverwing's D-Comm]

[scrapperzen.livejournal.com]

Silverwing. I'm another one of those costumed crime fighter sorts.

May I ask your name?

Re: [Registers as Silverwing's D-Comm]

[his-hawks-eye.livejournal.com]

[If we're going by codenames...] Lieutenant Hawkeye.

A pleasure to talk to you.

Re: [Registers as Silverwing's D-Comm]

[scrapperzen.livejournal.com]

Likewise! I don't think I've seen you on the comms around here lately, you're new I take it?

Re: [Registers as Silverwing's D-Comm]

[his-hawks-eye.livejournal.com]

Yes. I arrived only a week ago.

The moron arrived in the putrid ruins of all places.

Yes, thank you, Hayate.

Re: [Registers as Silverwing's D-Comm]

[scrapperzen.livejournal.com]

Ah, don't feel too bad about that. Yggdrasil definitely has a sense of humor about these things.

Hayate's your partner, I assume?

Re: [Registers as Silverwing's D-Comm]

[his-hawks-eye.livejournal.com]

Indeed. He's rather rude as well.